Get A Load Of This Asshole

The Daily Caller- House Republicans are just wasting their time debating Speaker John Boehner’s debt reduction bill, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today. “Boehner’s bill dies tonight,” Reid communications director Adam Jentleson wrote on Twitter. “Forever.” “As soon as the House completes its vote, the Senate will move to take up that bill,” Reid said, “and it will be defeated tonight. Michael Steel, a spokesman for Boehner, shot back in an email to The Daily Caller: “House Republicans will vote today on a second bill to raise the debt limit and end this crisis, while Senate Democrats have failed to pass any bill to do so.  Why can’t Senate Democrats say ‘yes’ to this reasonable, responsible and bipartisan solution?” During a press conference on the Capitol steps earlier Thursday, one Republican congressman got a few laughs when speaking about Reid’s performance “If Mr. Reid wants to really talk about this,” Rep. Mike Kelly of Pennsylvania said, “then maybe ‘Profiles in Cowardice’ is the book that would’ve been written about what he’s done the last several weeks.” during the debt negotiations.

Seriously? This is the angle you're going to take? 

Look bro, I get that you don't dig Boehner's bill. I feel this. It's the same way I don't dig the way you look like the crypt keeper. You know what else I don't dig? Playing games with a bill on a Thursday afternoon with a killer weekend coming up. Or inviting the country to default. That'd be a fucking bummer, man. 

Like I said, I ain't mad at ya for opposing the bill, but who's doing your press, bro? Christopher Nolan? We're talking about a bill, not the Batman.

"It's simple, we kill the Boehner Bill." Why so serious? Probably because you're name is Harry Reid. Can't be easy going through life with a name like that. 

If you're really serious about fixing this debt situation, give me a call. I know a guy out in Jersey who handles this kind of stuff, he'll have it taken care of before the weekend is out.